Zay Jones is that Dude
It’s no secret that I’m a huge Zay Jones guy. I met him a couple times when we went to ECU, he’s currently rostered on my fantasy team, and he even favorited a tweet of mine. I’m also 1000% sure that he has no earthly idea who I am, which I’m okay with. He seems like an A+ guy, and even though he’s had some trouble transitioning to the NFL, I’m still convinced he’s going to have a solid NFL career. All of this doesn’t matter, however, because I’m almost 100% sure that he is a real-life Jedi.
There are a few reasons that I believe this, but they all came to the culmination last week when he somehow floated back up from the ground.
See the video here:
Zay Jones floats back to his feet
— Football Is Life (@FB1SLIFE) November 28, 2017
The first time that I saw the video, it was in GIF form, and I honestly thought someone slyly made a GIF of him falling in rewind. Then, I saw the whole video and my mind was BLOWN. I’m not a physicist or anything, but this doesn’t seem humanly possible. I’m convinced that it’s magic. Whatever the case, I’m hoping that we see more of it. Could you imagine a TD celebration with this kind of trickery? EPIC.
P.S. After Zay’s first career NFL TD, he celebrated like this:
— Buffalo Bills (@buffalobills) November 3, 2017
ABSOLUTELY convinced that he is a Jedi…or a Sith Lord.
LONG LIVE DARTH ZAYDER.